They say that Western men are losing their sex drive because of the female hormones in burgers... are women getting more aggressive because of them?

I say this because of two disturbingly similar news stories sent to me by our Canadian correspondent - that'll be Cathy... thanks Cathy!

Firstly Police are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's in Kansas City, Missouri because she didn't like her hamburger. Police say the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money.

Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but the woman refused and demanded her money back. Police released a video showing the woman throwing a bucket of water over the counter and pushing off a glass display case and three cash registers. She then cursed and fled.

And secondly Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because Chicken McNuggets weren't available. Police were called Friday to the restaurant in Toledo, in northwestern Ohio.

Police told The Blade newspaper that 24-year-old Melodi Dushane was treated for injuries, then jailed. She pleaded not guilty to a vandalism charge. She was released on a recognizance bond and ordered not to have contact with the restaurant.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy...


Thank God we had a few McRibs left!

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