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A Surrey theme park is calling on members of the public to submit their urine samples in a bid to find the country's most pungent smelling wee.

Thorpe Park, near Chertsey, wants it to become the signature stench of its brand new attraction, SAW Alive - billed as the world's most extreme live action horror maze. Bosses are offering a £500 cash prize to the person who submits the winning sample and is asking entrants to attend the park on Friday, 26, February between 11am and 2pm.

The distinctive smell of the winning entry will be recreated and feature in the new attraction, which features six traps depicting the most grisly and iconic scenes from the six SAW films. It will be pumped into the iconic washroom scene, recreating a "realistic and truly gut wrenching sensory experience" designed to test the nerve of all who enter. Laura Sinclair, Thorpe Park's entertainments manager, will be responsible for selecting the most stomach turning urine sample.

She said: "We want SAW Alive to be as authentic and terrifying as possible to make visitors feel as if they are living in a real life horror film. To do this we need to really push the boundaries of what our guests experience from a sensory point of view with the use of smells, special lighting and effects such as electrocution and vibrating floors that will create a full on attack of the senses. We've begun creating some of the stenches of SAW Alive but need the help of the public to create the most realistic and unsavoury urine odour. We are looking for a sample that will really get the public gagging."

Is this what was formally known as an 'amusement' park?


Of course they told no one where they put the losing samples...


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