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People think the Anglican church is obsessed with sex in a battle over homosexuality that "very few really want to be fighting", Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams said on Monday.

The Anglican communion, a loose federation of 38 national churches, has been split between a liberal minority and a conservative majority, especially since the naming of an openly gay United States bishop in 2003.

After a tense meeting of church leaders in the Tanzanian city of Dar Es Salaam this month, the Anglican Communion gave the US Episcopal Church a September deadline to stop blessing same sex unions.

Speaking to the Church of England synod, the spiritual leader of the world's 77 million Anglicans said: "It feels as though we are caught in a battle very few really want to be fighting, like soldiers in the trenches somewhere around 1916."

So the good old CofE is in trouble again.This time over whether or not homosexuals should be treated as human beings or cast into an eternal pit of firey damnation. The problem arises because those wacky Yanks have appointed an openly gay bishop (makes you wonder how many are still in the closet) and are blessing gay partnerships. The more conservative African branches are dead set against it.  Meanwhile the English are stuck in the middle.

Is this the end of brotherly love?

Pray tell us below.

Unfortunately it wasn't the most macho of outfits.




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revrobuk (07-03-2007 18:39:33)

While you say that catholic priests are paedophiles, when it's obvious that they are pederasts I would have thought the original phrase, catholic priests are paedophiles, was still valid as a pederast is only a specialist paedophile.

garethwi (07-03-2007 17:46:56)

I don't agree with your stance that catholic priests are paedophiles, when it's obvious that they are pederasts.

revrobuk (07-03-2007 16:36:17)

Sorry about that last sentance but "catholic priests are paedophiles" was on the clip board. catholic priests are paedophiles oops! Done it again.

revrobuk (07-03-2007 16:34:14)

Unless it's people who don't think catholic priests are paedophiles trying to knock us off the list of top sites of catholic priests are paedophiles.

garethwi (06-03-2007 14:36:53)

I think those last couple of comments knocked it out of the top ranking again.

revrobuk (06-03-2007 09:45:19)

An anus horribilis?

Hey! (06-03-2007 06:23:52)

You're number 13 on the Yahoo! rankings with the phrase "catholic priests are paedophiles" - and this entry might ram it up a few notches (as will that phrase, with the additional word "anus" thrown in for good measure!).

revrobuk (02-03-2007 09:28:18)

Phew! I thought you were going to say something controversial!

PopeBasher (02-03-2007 06:39:49)

That Catholic Priests are paedophiles.

revrobuk (01-03-2007 22:49:24)

What are you suggesting!?!
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