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They Would Have Been Happy With Nul Points

Dustin the Turkey has failed in his quest to claim another Eurovision Song Contest victory for the Irish Republic.

The glove puppet failed to make an impression in the public vote despite his country's history in the contest, which it has won a record seven times. Ten countries out of 19 won through, with a further semi-final to be held in Belgrade on Thursday night.

The UK, as a big cash backer of the contest, is an automatic finalist.

Dustin, who sang Douze Points, has previously recorded six albums and has performed duets with artists including Bob Geldof and Chris De Burgh. The feathered performer set a new standard for the weird and wonderful world of Eurovision when he exploded on stage in a burst of green, white and gold.

Dustin sang propped up in a jazzed-up shopping trolley and surrounded by a flock of dancers. He later told the Irish Independent he was "disappointed" but would accept the voters' decision.

"I urge my fans across Europe to be dignified in defeat. I do not want street riots as I'm a peace-loving bird," he said.

The 20 successful semi-finalists will join last year's winner Serbia as well as the UK, France, Germany and Spain - the four biggest contributors to the event - in the final on Saturday.The UK will be represented by X-Factor finalist Andy Abraham.

UPDATE!!! Sir Terry Wogan said he may quit as the BBC's Eurovision commentator!  Sir Terry cast doubt on his role after saying this year's results showed it was "no longer a music contest".

I blame jealousy rather than block voting...



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revrobuk (27-05-2008 17:44:01)

Everybody goes on about Eastern European block voting but that doesn't explain why we got bugger all from Western Europe or Scandinavia! It's down to us acting as George Bush's puppy...

manny (26-05-2008 19:32:26)

Luv the Eurovision,thought the bin man delivered a good tune,the Russian song deserved to win,dont quit Wogan it wud never be the same again.

garethwi (25-05-2008 13:01:11)

I never bothered this year, seeing as it's all a foregone conclusion.

revrobuk (24-05-2008 21:04:23)

Once again I enjoyed the Greek entry...
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