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No, That’s The Handbrake…Why Do You Ask?

Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.

Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, were left with broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in XinDian. A spokesman for police who were called by witnesses said: "They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off. When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt."

The two lovers had driven to a deserted mountain road and parked but their movements made the car topple over the edge and roll down to the bottom of the valley. Despite their injuries - and being covered with mud and grass - the couple managed to clamber back up to the road where the woman asked the man to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house.

Homeowner Chen Chenggang said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband "would definitely sue for divorce".

At the risk of appearing cynical I can't help but think that this may be a pre-Olympics publicity stunt to show the fun side of the Chinese people. After all, doesn't it remind you of the old joke about the couple making love in a sports car when the guy's back goes and the fire brigade have to cut the roof off the car to free them. The distraught woman is consoled by a fire officer...

"Don't be upset, love, I'm sure he'll be alright once they get him to hospital."

"Bugger him", she says, "how do I explain to my husband what happened to his car?"

Did the earth move for you dear?



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cathy l (25-07-2008 09:02:27)

another good one gary! lol!
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