I'd Like You In My Office, Miss Jones
Two council workers are in hot water after apparently having sex in their office - oblivious to being watched by a crowd of 20 people.
The steamy session, up against a window on the first floor, lasted 20 minutes. But the couple were unaware that passers-by outside were being treated to an x-rated display through the frosted glass. The pair's romp was finally broken up by two Police Community Support Officers who had also joined the crowd.
One witness told the paper: "They couldn't see or hear us and just carried on regardless as we all cheered. There were lots of us outside when the PCSOs went in. Then someone knocked, told them they could be seen and they ducked down fast."
The alleged incident happened at the offices of Unity Partnership - a joint venture for Oldham Council. Two people have been suspended pending an investigation.
I hope they've been suspended for gross stupidity! I mean, shagging against an upstairs window and they didn't know they'd be seen!
I'm just looking for my stapler...honest!
