My Mother-In-Law Is So Fat The Heat Seeking Rockets Think She's The Sun
A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.
Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.
And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.
Amazingly, she survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.
In defence Miljici - jailed for six years for attempted murder - told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law's nagging.
Well at least he should six year's worth of peace!
What do you mean "she ducked"?
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