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A US teenager tried to rob an internet cafe with a banana - then ate the 'weapon' before he was arrested.

John's little brother packed a mean cucumber.
Police say John Szwalla entered the shop in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, with the banana concealed under his T-shirt and demanded money. The shop's owner and customers overcame the thief and called for help, but the teenager ate his banana before police arrived. Officers joked they may charge the 17-year-old with destroying evidence.
Bobby Ray Mabe, the owner of store, said police officials took pictures of the banana skin instead. "f he had had a gun he would've shot me," Mr Mabe told the Winston-Salem Journal newspaper. "But he had a banana." Mr Szwalla has been charged with attempted armed robbery.
Assault with a deadly fruit.John's little brother packed a mean cucumber.
