Archive: Only In America

I Must Have Lost Weight... I've Started Having A Salad With Every Meal Only In America | 12-02-2010 Only in America: Legal duel over heart attack burger joints 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I've Got Double Bongs Followed By A Lecture On Not Bogarting A Doobie Only In America | 08-12-2009 College education goes to pot 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

And To My Son I Leave The Clubcard Points From This Ceremony Only In America | 15-11-2009 Wal-Mart starts selling caskets, urns online; prices undercut funeral homes 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Pay's Not Much But We Do Keep You In Mars Bars Only In America | 08-11-2009 Newspaper seeks marijuana reviewer 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The True Cost Of Smoking Only In America | 23-07-2009 How much??? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Only Asked If You Had Any Paper In There! Only In America | 21-07-2009 Woman accidentally shot on toilet 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

We Are Family, You Don't Share No Genetics With Me! Only In America | 27-06-2009 DNA tests disprove missing tot theory 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

If He'd Kept Up His Yoga Classes There Wouldn't Have Been A Problem... Only In America | 13-06-2009 Tall man's legs cut off to fit in coffin 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

OK... Who's Is The Green Eggs And Ham? Only In America | 23-05-2009 Fridge clean out empties office 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Come And See The Great Wall Of Pakowki Only In America | 05-05-2009 Canadian province uses British beach in tourism ad 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

That's Just The Icing On The... Oh... Only In America | 03-04-2009 Man gives notice on cake 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Phew! Cop A Lungfull Of That! Only In America | 21-03-2009 English Channel water sold as blocked nose cure 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

How Did They Know We'd Raided The Mini Bar? Only In America | 05-02-2009 Couple go on display in hotel room 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Left My Heart In San Francisco But My Kidney’s In New York And I Want It Back! Only In America | 16-01-2009 Surgeon demands kidney back from ex-wife 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Just Want To Be Healthy And Happy… Well, Happy Anyway… Only In America | 08-01-2009 Dead man wins $10m 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Actually... Can I have The Shoes Back As Well? Only In America | 02-12-2008 £5,000 left in charity shoes 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Life Can Be Dangerous Down On The Range Only In America | 20-10-2008 Woman shot by stove 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

But How Much Will The Delivery Be? Only In America | 09-10-2008 eBay bargain! 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Honestly... It's Glandular! Only In America | 24-09-2008 Man's 23,000 Big Macs 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Guppies Only In America | 19-09-2008 Murderer to be turned into fish food? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Name This Child... Maltdrain's Old And Nasty The Beer To Make You Whistle Only In America | 22-07-2008 Man trades son's name for petrol 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Good Frontage, Plenty Of Room At The Back... And The House Isn't Bad Either Only In America | 07-07-2008 Woman offers herself with house package 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Did? Only In America | 06-07-2008 Man forgot he was married 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

If I Had A Hammer Only In America | 16-06-2008 Surgeon uses claw hammer to remove nail from man's head 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I'll Never Forget What's His Name Only In America | 16-02-2008 Better than Kindergarten Cop... 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Should Have Asked For Mash Only In America | 11-12-2007 Woman knocked out hubby with spud 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

Bear Faced Cheek Only In America | 24-11-2007 Bear steals car 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

These Pants Cost A Pound And There's Fifty Pence Worth Up My Arse. Only In America | 10-11-2007 Wedgie proof pants 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Grand Theft Doughnut Only In America | 09-10-2007 30 years for a doughnut! 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Well, Cillit Bang Wouldn't Shift The Stains So I Wanted To Find Out What They Were Only In America | 27-08-2007 What do you think...toothpaste? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Brazilian, Bolivian...I Didn't Know There Was A Difference Only In America | 16-08-2007 Hair raising. 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Equal Rights For Women, And Lefts Only In America | 21-06-2007 Get em out girls, it's legal! 4 comments | 0 votes | more...

Hi Ho Silver Way Hay! Only In America | 20-06-2007 Teenager gets caught riding bareback. 3 comments | 0 votes | more...

But I Only Come Here For The Crack... Only In America | 14-06-2007 American city to ban builder's bum. 4 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Set Off On The Parkway And Then Took The M56 And The M53 Only In America | 10-06-2007 I don't usually pick up hitchhikers 3 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Next Reading Is From The Ann Summers Catalogue Only In America | 01-06-2007 Organist sacked for selling sex toys. 2 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Puts The Shake Back In Shake 'N' Vac Only In America | 20-05-2007 Women converts vacuum to vibrator. 10 comments | 0 votes | more...

I'd Give It 4.96 Seconds If I Were You Only In America | 03-05-2007 Jet powered toilet 5 comments | 0 votes | more...

Flock Me It's Crowded In Here. Only In America | 31-03-2007 Man shared house with 80 sheep 3 comments | 0 votes | more...

Is It Double Glazed? Only In America | 17-02-2007 The window  that JFK  was shot from on eBay. 5 comments | 12 votes | more...

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