Archive: Transport

The Atlantean Scion? Just Turn Left At The Post Office And It's Next To Netto Transport | 06-03-2010 Ring road to be named after Lara Croft 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

To Make Matters Worse It Was Actually Better Tasting Than The In Flight Meal Transport | 28-02-2010 Plane passenger eats scratch card 2 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Takes 8,460 Bolts To Assemble An Automobile, And One Nut To Scatter It All Over The Road Transport | 10-01-2010 Free funerals for drink-drivers 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

If I Dared You To Jump Off A Bridge Would You? Transport | 31-12-2009 Breast flasher hit by distracted driver 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Room For One More On The Rear Bumper Transport | 23-12-2009 Spiderman takes free trip 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Reaching New Educational Heights... Transport | 23-11-2009 Children take 'world's shortest flight' to school 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Those Magnificent Men In Their... Oops! Transport | 20-11-2009 Passenger accidentally activated ejector seat 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

You'll Look Sweet Upon The Seat Of A Bicycle Made For Mach Two Transport | 19-11-2009 Biker clocked at 383mph 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Confessionals Are Located There And There Over The Wings... Transport | 13-11-2009 Worried Iran pilot asks passengers to pray 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Gatwick... Gatley... Near Enough! Transport | 10-11-2009 Pilots miss airport by 150 miles 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I'll Get You Butler! Transport | 31-10-2009 Bus inspectors 'taser passenger' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

And Did You Empty Your Bladder Yourself? Transport | 17-10-2009 Airline asks passengers to 'go' before flying 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Thought I Was Bidding On A Back Pack... Transport | 09-10-2009 Chance to be a jetpack test pilot 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

And You Should Have Seen The Panic When We Announced The Duty Free Was Running Low... Transport | 27-09-2009 Cabin crew spark chaos with wrong message 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Room For One More Pie Inside Transport | 13-09-2009 Fat bus drivers ordered to lose weight 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Name To Trust For Genuine One Owner Motor Cars Transport | 08-09-2009 1989 Mini worth more in 2009 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It's A Massey Ferguson GTi Actually... Transport | 21-08-2009 Tractor stopped for speeding 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Is The Bread Fresh? We Have To Keep It Up The Front Away From The Tarts! Transport | 07-08-2009 180mph bread van 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Go Driving In My Car Transport | 24-06-2009 Road rage driver bit pedestrian 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round and Round and Round and Round and Round Transport | 07-06-2009 Bus driver awarded for safety record 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It's Got An Enormous Bonnet... Why Do You Ask? Transport | 13-05-2009 Love cheats drive flash cars 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Was That The Jet Man Or Have You Been At The Beans Again? Transport | 10-05-2009 Jet-pack stuntman makes speed bid 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Consider It A Warning To Extra Terrestrials Transport | 03-05-2009 Spaghetti Junction 'to be visible from space' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Somebody Said It Was A Speed Auction... Transport | 31-03-2009 Speeding driver raced home to bid on eBay 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Long And Winding Road Was No Problem But The Junctions Were A Nightmare! Transport | 29-03-2009 Motorist got stuck on roundabout 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Ironically I Was Playing “The Road To Hell” At The Time Transport | 22-03-2009 Karaoke truck driver 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

He Can See Well Enough To Add Up The Bill... Transport | 06-03-2009 Blind mechanic can work in the dark 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Was Suspicious When I Saw A Nutcracker In The Toolkit Transport | 23-12-2008 Nutty car problem 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Would It Be In Poor Taste To Call Him Rover? Transport | 01-12-2008 Miracle pup clings to bonnet 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It's Unusual Because He Always Avoids Being Controversial Transport | 20-11-2008 Truckers get their own back on Clarkson - virtually 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Traded In The Maestro For This Renault Transport | 02-11-2008 Man gets ticket for driving at 310mph 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

When I Hit Bar I Want A Large Gin And Tonic Transport | 31-10-2008 Woman fails driving test - after four gins 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Left Hand Down A Bit... Transport | 14-09-2008 Fury over 'sexist' parking bays 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Never Mind The Price Of Unleaded, Have You Seen How Much Aviation Kerosene Is? Transport | 07-08-2008 Inventor unveils commuter jet pack 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

When I Touch The Dashboard Get Out And Pick Up The Wing Mirror Transport | 08-07-2008 Student passed driving test - despite crash 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Hold Very Tight Please. Transport | 26-05-2008 Jilted Russian bus-ted 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Don't Panic Jezza! Transport | 15-03-2008 Excuse of the year? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Somebody That Stupid Shouldn't Be Allowed To Drive Transport | 27-01-2008 UK number plate price record smashed 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Do You Know Who I Had In The Front Of My Cab? Transport | 17-12-2007 F1 star takes wheel from cabbie 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

And There Was A Goose In The Glove Compartment Transport | 28-10-2007 Pull the udder one! 2 comments | 0 votes | more...

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